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E3 DRINKING GAME

rlkus:

gravehelm:

TAKE A SIP:

  • “For the gamers.”
  • The words “exciting,” “innovative,” and “revolutionary” are used in regards to a shooter.
  • Fallout 4 VR is shown
  • Some guy wears a graphic t-shirt + sports jacket on-stage.
  • A forgettable survival game trailer is released. You swear you have seen this game before. Haven’t you?
  • DLC.
  • Season Pass.
  • Person on-stage makes an awkward joke and 3 people in the audience laugh.
  • You see a fantastic cosplay.
  • Call of Duty WWII gameplay is shown + “We’re returning to our roots.”
  • Someone asks Todd Howard/Pete Hines about TES VI and they sigh and say, “It’s a long way off.
  • Red Dead Redemption announced to be releasing this year.
  • New Assassin’s Creed revealed.
  • New Wolfenstein revealed.
  • Forgettable white guy protagonist with stubble and a gravelly voice.
  • Remaster. Remaster. Remaster.
  • Yet another multiplayer team-based shooter.

TAKE A SHOT:

  • New Far Cry game is really a Western.
  • Pokemon game for Switch revealed.
  • New IP from Bioware makes an appearance.
  • Xbox Scorpio costs less than $499 USD.
  • Cyberpunk 2077 makes an appearance.
  • Another awful song-and-dance number.
  • Beautiful indie game captures your heart.
  • Evil Within 2 revealed.
  • Reboot of a game from 10 years ago that looks like an entirely new IP.
  • A game leaves you thinking, “What in the fresh fuck is that meant to be?”
  • New Ratchet and Clank.
  • Remake? Remake!

FINISH YOUR DRINK

  • Bethesda Game Studios reveals new IP. (Take an additional shot if it’s Starfield.)
  • Another Fallout spinoff-title developed by another studio is revealed.
  • Remedy’s new game revealed.
  • Release date for first episode of Final Fantasy VII remake announced.
  • Sony Conference features live orchestra AGAIN.
  • Bloodborne 2.
  • Square Enix talks about Final Fantasy XVI.
  • A game comes out of NOWHERE and destroys you. It’s everything you’ve ever wanted. Fuck, pour yourself another drink!

Pour yourself 3 more drinks if kingdom hearts 3′s release date is announced lol